I totally Shipt it
Yeah, I made that joke with the headline. I make no apologies, because I'm adorable and you know it. So, things being what they are, I realized in the middle of the night that we were out of eggs and bread. Then I remembered Shipt started delivering Meijer groceries last month and I have the opportunity to try it, so why not? So, I loaded the website, browsed, and made my selections. (Did I mention that it was 1am? No? It was. And I was tired and probably not making the best choices. But at least I took the Super Soaker out of my cart.) As you can see, all grown up choices. What, you can't see the 2 loaves of bread? The iced coffee? Damnit. Yes, I DID buy twizzlers. And ate them for breakfast. I'm 36, and I do what I want. But, I also bought shampoo for the boys AND I, and an air freshener refill because I have 2 children that seem to be having a contest to see how much they can make it stink in there. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BOYS, AND I DO NOT APPRECIA...